thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

  • Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
  • Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
  • Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
  • Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
  • Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
  • Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
  • Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
  • Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
  • Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
  • Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
  • Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
  • Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
  • Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
  • Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
  • Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
  • Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
  • Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
  • Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
  • Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
  • Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
  • Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
  • Just randomly got really sad :/

    500daysofeffyou:

    SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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    Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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    everydayisasaturday:

frazerross:

 
Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

AMAZING












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    a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

    a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    what do birds do 

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    I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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    givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
    "What is the Illuminati?"

    TL;DR The “original” Illuminati were a bunch of scientists trying to advance research in medicine and astronomy whilst avoiding prosecution by the (deeply catholic) bavarian authorities. Our understanding of a “secret world domination” order has nothing to do with what the Illuminati were!

    Originally, “the Illuminati” refers to the “bavarian Illuminati” founded some time in the 1770s in a little town called Ingolstadt (thats where Audi, the car brand, comes from). It was a group founded to secretly pass on scientific knowledge and advance research especially regarding medicine and astronomy. The reason why they had to turn it into a secret order was the deeply religious and conservative society back then, which basically deemed science the work of the devil.

    About 15 years later they were officially disbanded and the bavarian king banned them along with the freemasons and other secret orders. Later on it was claimed that they never ceased to exist and that their influence has led to various historical events such as the french revolution, the two world wars or the terrorist attacks on 9-11.

    There is no evidence that this order still exists (compared to the freemasons, who are still very active) and it definitely never was anything like the secret world domination order we think it was… That’s mostly due to shitty books like Dan Browns Illuminati and some ridiculous US historian (cant remember his name, sorry) who basically made up their stories and spread them out across the world…

    If you want to know more I can post some more information later on…

    Source: I am from that area and have worked as an intern with historians researching the secret orders from back then and their influence nowadays.

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    balanophagist:

my evolution
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thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

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