ametaphoricallizard:
“ yeahiwasintheshit:
“ prguitarman:
“ yeahiwasintheshit:
“ THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
”
Shoot your money all over my face
”
i just posted this stupid thing last...

vergeangst:

xxfluffypandazxx:

vergeangst:

vergeangst:

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

puto-loco:

markjeffersons:

this whole clip is gold, but the zoom-in after jacques’ comment makes me lose it every time

“Nope.”

its-me-the-sad-one:

tacobelltylerr:

themightyrancho:

heartofthecoolkids:

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

DID ELMO JUST HIT THAT WHIP

*stumbles into brother’s room at 3 am* Y-You gotta see this

elodieunderglass:

vandorendra:

detectivegamer:

defilerwyrm:

getsuthebiker:

mojave-red:

spacelesbians:

queervashti:

shinymegacrobat:

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

image

HE SITS

Plomp

Dafuck is wrong with this here flower…

she is BETRAYED

@sudokuphobe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much! 

breaktotheotherside:

macgician:

i went on my old computer and this was the only file in my Videos folder

I had to reblog this again lol

airyairyquitecontrary:
“ fimbry:
“ sedgery:
“ fimbry:
“ fimbry:
“Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.
”
@cheedho
Right here
”
that’s not better
”
He heard that
”
how did you get the candle inside
”

caelumhood:

tatertotthethot:

mimibtsghost:

This is a ghost post. No one can see it but if you do you will be able to gain great luck this week. Reblog to activate. Ignore it and you will be hunted by the ghost of the unlucky witch. 

Man FUCK

i CANNOT risk it rn

veganelfprincess:
“ kev-n:
“ The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
”
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets
”
heartbreakhur:
“3
”

marxferatu:

Unrestrained summer fun

mursejesse:

silverhawk:

i didnt know this until rn but apparently theres things called sundogs & moondogs that are basically the halo that sometimes appears around the sun & moon

this is a sundog

image

and this is a moondog

image

this is so cool & such cute names omg?????? i love space

That’s updog

rayzls1:

buttalicious602:

herfinesse:

kumonsta93:

crushalot340:

1stfrom92:

How men should give head

Lmao

That fact that I actually followed this and shit did wonders for me lmao

Respect the vagina

😂😂😂

LMBOH!!!! SO SO SO UNDERRATED ON THEIR COMEDY AND TRUE GENIUS IN WRITING!!!

rossberrypie:

Wecome to the Krusty towers

swavey365:
“yeezusbruh:
“yeezusbruh
”
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