zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

therealhamster:

just remembered that I set up my dick as one of my finger prints on my phone while drunk one night. i can unlock my phone with my dick head. 2014 is amazing

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.
"If it’s meant to be it’s meant to be. Otherwise, fuck it."
Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta The brand new National Center for Civil and Human Rights ominously looms in the background as more civil rights history is made right in front of it. Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta You would think this were the 70's. Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta Photo by Candid In Atlanta
olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful
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zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 
tortillah:

i went to prom with pizza