inspireemeelovee:

My soul would’ve left my body .
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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

blxckbiird:

wanksclub:

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

you’re the one solid and stable thing in a room full of fragile and temperamental things

congratulations you’re actually the best thing

kidmograph:

H_GHW_Y

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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frankeiromustdie:

I used some spare film to make this. you’re welcome. ♡